"You see this shirt, John? This shirt is a parody of you. Because I think you are a parody of wrestling. Guess what? I don’t want to be a parody. I want to be WWE Champion, and I want to be WWE Champion for one reason, and it’s not for the fame or glory, it’s to prove that when I step foot in this ring there’s nobody better than Daniel Bryan!"
"If there is a woman back there who thinks that she can compare to me, who thinks she is a fraction of the woman I am, I dare you to come out right now."
"No! Listen! I am not going to take a countout victory! You are going to restart this match right now!"